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YOU KNOW YOUR FROM MICHIGAN IF....
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MICHIGAN IF...

- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

- "Vacation" means going up north for the weekend.

- "Up north" means anything north of the Zillwaukie bridge.

- You measure distance in hours.

- You know several people who have hit deer more than once.YA!

- You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

- Your whole family wears hushpuppies and blue and gold shirts to church on Sunday and they yell Go Blue at the end of the prayer.

- You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

- You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. Hey!

- You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison. Of course!

- You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

- There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Farm & Fleet at any given time.

- Yah and you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

- You refer to the Wolverines as "we,"

- You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, winter again

- You can identify an Ohio accent.

- You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

- Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.

- You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

- Down south to you means Toledo.

- A brat is something you eat.

- You go out to a fish fry every Friday.

- You know how to polka.

- Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

- You have more miles on your snowmobile than your car.

- You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

- You already have next years calander marked with the date for the Fish Fly Festival.
 
- You had to miss your little sister's wedding because the smelt were running.

- You refer to anyone who lives in the lower peninsula as a "troll" because they live under the bridge.

-You've ever pointed to a spot on the back of your left hand to show someone where you're from.

- You refer to Michigan State as "that other college".

- You always save the last three days of your vacation time for the opening of deer season.

 - You can't wait for the holidays to be over so you can go to the auto show.

- You've ever uttered the phrase "Sorry Grandma, you're gonna have to have that hip surgery next weekend. This weekend's the sportsman's show at the Expo Center".

- You know direct routes and locations for at least three cider mills.

- You know that actual summer in the U.P. happens only during the middle two weeks in July.